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If you don’t want to look like Ron Burgundy by picking the remnants of your rib lunch from your teeth with your finger, perhaps you should get some toothpicks. When said toothpicks happen to be soaked in very old, very expensive single malt scotch, well, that’s even better. Daneson Single Malt Toothpicks give off that classic peaty taste of scotch as you let them warm in your mouth. It will be like chasing those baby back ribs with a bit of fine booze.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.