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We love skulls. You can put them on anything, and it’s immediately better. It’s like putting a bird on it, but slightly more manly and not quite as played out… yet. We also love bottle openers. Combining the two seems pretty obvious and Crranky did just that. One piece of 16 gauge stainless steel carved into the shape of a skull (kind of like the mask from Scream, but with a much smaller mouth). It fits into your wallet. It hangs on the included six inch steel cable keychain. Or, it just sits on your counter and opens beers because who really wants to have to take out their wallet or keys when they need a beer. Regardless of how you use it, you’ll use it. And it will look good in the process.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.