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Cracker Jack'D

Cracker Jack’D

Do you long for the days when your old man would take you out to the ballgame and buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jacks? You’d tear into that sweet little box to get at the candy coated corn, but everyone knew what you were actually interested in–the toy. Well, if that’s what you still want (hey, we can all be kids now and again), you’re shit out of luck with Cracker Jack’D. If you’re actually interested in some popcorn and peanuts in new adult flavors like Buffalo Ranch, Spicy Pizzeria and Hearty Mix Zesty, then Cracker Jack’D is for you. If you also happen to be hopelessly addicted to caffeine like most of the staff at Cool Material, two of the flavors will also have caffeine (from coffee apparently, not that artificial shit) imbued into their delicious flavorings. It’s not healthy. It’s not for kids. And that’s exactly why we like it.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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