If Etsy user “Classic Wrecks” sold mini lawn chairs and tiny, crushed up cans of Budweiser along with what they’ve already got, they’d have everything you’d need to make a model home’s front yard a bit more Southern. What Classic Wrecks does offer are model cars and trucks that exist in the condition you’d be most likely to see them in real life. From rusted Chevy Nova’s to Ford Galaxy’s lacking in hoods and headlights, you’ll find plenty of vehicles that celebrate a far from mint condition. Put one on display but be prepared for miniature squirrels and field mice to make a home in it.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.