If Etsy user “Classic Wrecks” sold mini lawn chairs and tiny, crushed up cans of Budweiser along with what they’ve already got, they’d have everything you’d need to make a model home’s front yard a bit more Southern. What Classic Wrecks does offer are model cars and trucks that exist in the condition you’d be most likely to see them in real life. From rusted Chevy Nova’s to Ford Galaxy’s lacking in hoods and headlights, you’ll find plenty of vehicles that celebrate a far from mint condition. Put one on display but be prepared for miniature squirrels and field mice to make a home in it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.