Chocolate-Skulls

There are certain addictions we just don’t buy into. Guys who claim they are sex addicts are really just guys, a woman who claims to be a shopaholic usually just has access to too many credit cards and a chocaholic just has a sweet tooth and a lack of self control. Now if an addiction to chocolate really exists and there are chocaholics out there, we’re going to assume this is how one’s cranium will look after they die. Cast from an actual human skull, Chocolate Skulls are edible pieces of devilish art. They’re offered in a variety of chocolate flavors and each cast by hand. The issue isn’t whether or not you should buy one (though they are pricey), the issue is whether or not you can bring yourself to eating something so horrifically beautiful?

 

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.