Cassette-Tape-Floor-Mat

Anyone who owned cassette tapes has lived through the torture of respooling at least one of them with a #2 pencil. If it was a cassette single of “U Can’t Touch This,” it went a little quicker than the mess a 90-minute Maxwell could make, but either way you had the desire to stomp the damn thing to little analog shards at one point or another. Now you can display your love/hate relationship with the 80’s mix tape staple thanks to this Trompe L’Oeil Tape Floor Mat as you walk all over it. The ultra-realistic image looks like you tossed a TDK in your oven a la Shrinky Dinks to protect your wood floor.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.