Photojojo Canon Lens Cup

Digital cameras are the male equivalent of plastic surgery. You can’t just have the body, you have to have the lenses and the straps and the upgraded memory and everything else under the sun. Unfortunately, this comes at a price and it’s usually very, very steep. Drinking is quite the opposite. You don’t need fruit, a straw, or a blender – all you need is beer and something to drink it out of. Now you could go straight out the bottle, but when there are vessels like the Camera Lens Mug you won’t want to. Not only does it look like a sweet 24-105mm lens, it’s got a lens cap cover, rubber-grip focus and zoom rings, and a functional auto-focus switch. After looking through this lens you won’t even need Photoshop.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.