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Greeting cards are boring. The entire billion dollar industry is built on fake… nevermind, we’re not going to get into that argument. Suffice it to say that, even of most men hate them, greeting cards are a necessity. With Calligraphuck, they can be fun too. Why? Because they’re beautifully typeset, calligraphic, letter pressed cards emblazoned with profanity. If there’s anything we can get behind more than a sweet card that looks nice and also has the word fuck on it in huge letters we can’t think of what it is off the tops of our heads. Please throw $25 at this Indiegogo project so we can all start giving cards that express what we’re actually feeling.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.