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The greatest lie ever has been spoken by just about every adult. It’s usually uttered early on a Sunday morning as you open your eyes and declare, “I’m never drinking again.” Bullshit. Since you are going to pop a few bottles again in the future, why not be proactive about it by applying a Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch. Just slap one of the vitamin based patches on about 45 minutes before your first beer and you won’t wake up the next morning feeling like you were hit by a truck. The patch replenishes your nutrients throughout your boozefest and afterwards as well to give you some life the next morning.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.