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Normally wielding sharp objects is frowned upon while ingesting alcohol. The two seem to present few positive outcomes. While this holds true most of the time, it isn’t the case in the kitchen. Cleaning a rack of lamb, breaking down a chicken or filleting some fish are all best accompanied by a few cold ones. The problem is, with all the running around the kitchen we do in the process we are always a foot too far away from our bottle while trying to hold down the lid on our Vita-Mix. Thanks to this apron, we’ll keep our clothes clean and our beer close. The accompanying flask pocket (for the hardcore drinking-while-cooking enthusiasts) is perfect for storing a couple of bottles of your choice brew while you prep dinner. Just don’t be refilling the thing too often while sharpening that chef’s knife.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.