Bust a Bottlecap Bottle Openers

Bust a Bottlecap Bottle Openers

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Opening beer bottles is like putting gas in your car. It’s time consuming and a relatively boring affair. We know, we know, it only takes like five seconds to open a beer, but if you open approximately three to seven beers per night that’s a lot of wasted seconds. Eventually, if you save up your seconds you’ll have enough time to actually drink another beer. In all fairness though, that doesn’t really have anything to do with these Bust a Bottlecap openers. You’re probably not going to open beers any faster with your fist wrapped around one of these openers, but the process will definitely be much less boring. After all, you’re going to be using a gun, grenade, knife or brass knuckles to open beer, so if things inevitably go sideways at least you have a potential weapon and you look good.

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