Brewmeister-Armageddon

You might be completely unaware of it, but there’s a war going on. It’s a battle for shitfaced supremacy in the world of beer as brewers across the world try to claim the title of having produced the most potent brew. Right now, the championship belt is held by the folks over at Brewmeister thanks to their latest beer, Armageddon. At 65% ABV, it’s gonna pack a punch. The flavor is described as being malty, hoppy and slightly sweet, although we’d imagine it’s not going to taste anything like a standard IPA. Whether beer aficionados actually consider it beer is up to them, we consider it a quick way to Sharpie-face town.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.