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We’re not going to admit when we need help defending ourselves or when we could use a hand prying out a stuck nail but that’s not to say we wouldn’t appreciate the helping hand, and that’s exactly why we’re digging the BRATT.  Solving a slew of little issues in the palm of your hand, the BRATT will help you pop open cans, yank out old rusted nails and, oh yeah, keep your ass safe.  Slip the BRATT over your middle finger, make a fist and you have a solid last means of self defense should stuff go down.  There are two different models to choose from, either the Spanner or the E-Key, each with one different function but either model will keep you geared up for whatever gets tossed your way.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.