Bowser-Beer

We’ve all been there, it’s late in the night, you and your buddies are sitting around the card table having had a few too many when one of you gets the brilliant idea to pour the wounded soldiers into Fido’s bowl. Luckily there’s one of you level-headed enough to realize this is a terrible idea. While we won’t sit here and advocate for you to go concoct some “Lab-att,” we’re all for tossing a sixer of Bowser Beer your pup’s way. These brewskies are made from USDA beef or chicken, glucosamine to help support joint health and malt barley just like what you crack open after a long day. Obviously there’s no alcohol or hops in it, so if it’s too late for a beer run, don’t go sucking one down.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.