black-tan-cookies

We didn’t even finish reading a full sentence of Batch from Scratch’s description of their Black & Tan and we were sold at, “A layer of fudgy decadent stout brownie.”  This is the kind of snack a beer connoisseur would bake up and we’d gladly devour.  If you’re not already slobbering like a Pavlovian dog, we’d recommend finding a spittoon to rest under your lower lip for the time being.  Atop the beer brownie is a butterscotch ale ganache which then in turn is topped with crushed salted pretzels as a textural (and delicious) component.  We might not be the best bakers in the world, but we do know that if your first two ingredients are chocolate and Guinness, you’re on a good path.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.