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Before you get all crazy, this isn’t Willy Wonka. The snozberries don’t actually taste like snozberries. They probably taste like paint, but we can’t confirm that. This art is not consumable and it will not get you drunk. This is, contrary to what you might think, a good thing because would you really want art that some random dude at one of your house parties got to first base with? Of course not. Even though it won’t get you drunk, Bev Shots Alcoholic Art is still amazing. Each piece is a photograph of a particular spirit, mixed drink or beer that is taken under a microscope. Then it’s blown up to almost unrecognizable size so you can hang it on the wall and call it fine art. Available in multiple sizes, orientations and with or without a frame, it’s fine art you can actually appreciate. Hopefully with a drink in your hand.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.