Beerjobber

Our New Year’s resolution this year was to try all the beers in our copy of 1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die.  This resolution has quickly proven very difficult. First off, we have to buy all new pants because our new found beer gut is stretching out our old ones. Second, tracking down a bunch of the small craft brews is insanely tiresome. While our local liquor store carries some, it certainly doesn’t carry the ones from a state across the country. Luckily we found Beerjobber, and can now sit on our ass and get some micro brews delivered right to our door. The site requires an invite, so request yours now while you wait passively sipping a Bud Light.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.