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Scientists, nutritionists, dietitians and high school health teachers every where may disagree, but beer contains all the essential vitamins, carbohydrates and vegetables man needs to live. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that man could live on beer alone. Don’t just take our word for it though, check the nutrition facts. What’s that? You don’t know the nutrition facts of beer or you’re too blasted to remember them? How convenient then that they’re available right on the pint glass you’re going to be drinking out of in approximately a week (have to allow time for shipping). It’s a basic clear glass pint glass with Beer emblazoned on one side and nutrition facts on the other. Simple, elegant and informative – what more could you ask for?

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.