If you’re looking for a new set of business cards that potential contacts will seriously want to get their paws on, here you go. Of course they’ll probably want them because they need an afternoon snack, but that’s besides the point. Meat Cards laser-etches your contact info right onto some strips of sweet, sweet beef jerky. The price of the business cards, which are edible for up to a year, is negotiable but won’t run you too much more than standard dried beef. The only issue, you’ll probably eat all your delicious business cards.