bulletproof-clipboard

As men, we enjoy the unbreakable. Not so much M. Night’s Unbreakable, the one that means impervious, invulnerable, indestructible. In our minds, adding it to a product description is pretty much the same thing as calling something perfect. You buy it once and it lasts forever. Or at least that’s what you hope because if M. Night taught us anything it’s that there are different levels of unbreakable. Ballistic Systems wasn’t happy enough with simply having an unbreakable clipboard, so they made it bulletproof too. Pick a size (9×12 and 9×14 are the most popular) and clip locations that you like and Ballistic Systems will make it to your specifications. We can’t think of any situations where you would need a bulletproof clipboard – or a clipboard at all for that matter – but that doesn’t make us want it any less.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.