bacon-toothpaste

Don’t you hate it when you’ve had a platter of bacon and as much as you want to let the taste linger in your mouth for days on end proper “hygiene” says you need to brush your teeth?  We’d be happier keeping that bacon-y taste and letting our teeth just fall out, but here’s the tricky part – then we couldn’t eat more bacon.  Luckily, there’s now a better option – Bacon Toothpaste.  All the goodness of bacon combined with the healthy benefits of tartar control (while it is not ADA approved, it is approved by Mr. Bacon who we are sure is equally respected).  Each tube gives you 2.5 ounces of deliciously clean teeth.  Just be careful, using Bacon Toothpaste after eating bacon may be too awesome to handle.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.