Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpaste

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Don’t you hate it when you’ve had a platter of bacon and as much as you want to let the taste linger in your mouth for days on end proper “hygiene” says you need to brush your teeth?  We’d be happier keeping that bacon-y taste and letting our teeth just fall out, but here’s the tricky part – then we couldn’t eat more bacon.  Luckily, there’s now a better option – Bacon Toothpaste.  All the goodness of bacon combined with the healthy benefits of tartar control (while it is not ADA approved, it is approved by Mr. Bacon who we are sure is equally respected).  Each tube gives you 2.5 ounces of deliciously clean teeth.  Just be careful, using Bacon Toothpaste after eating bacon may be too awesome to handle.

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