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There are only two things guaranteed to turn any culinary experience from good to awesome, beer and hot sauce. On its own, beer does a damn fine job of making just about anything more enjoyable. Unfortunately, drowning your tacos, chinese food and/or chili in it isn’t just messy, it’s frowned upon between the hours of 9 to 5… Which is where hot sauce comes in. Now you can put hair on your chest and make your taste buds cry – without losing the beer you wish you were drinking – with Stone’s Arrogant Bastard Ale Burning Trinity of Hot Sauces. Each of the three bastard sauces (Jalapeno Heat, Oaked Chipotle and Double Burn Habanero) is brewed using, you guessed it, Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale. You don’t need to be a priest to appreciate this trinity.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.