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Having a bottle opener on your person at all times isn’t just a pain in the ass, it’s your manly civic duty. You never know when you’re going to need to crack a new brew for yourself or – more importantly – for her. Using a lighter is fine in the most utilitarian sense possible, but it doesn’t earn you any points in the accessory department. It might look cool, but it doesn’t look anywhere near as cool as this antique brass key bottle opener from MAKR. Throw it on the ring with the rest of your important keys (it’s a standard blank) and crack beers whenever the need arises. This thing is going to unlock a lot of doors.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.