Zombie-Survival-Kit

We’re not going to try and bullshit you here, the zombie apocalypse is coming. Listen, we ran a few numbers and did other official type stuff and can now confirm we’re going down in a bloodbath with some walkers. If you don’t want to be the first to go, pick up this Zombie Survival Kit. Included in the lifesaving unit is a SOG Tactical Tomahawk (hell yeah!), a collapsible shot glass, high-protein zombie jerky, a tiny toolkit and much more. Just toss a few bottles of water and your important documents into the bag with the kit and you’re ready to wander the deserted streets in search of some safe city.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.