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Zombie Survival Kit

Zombie Survival Kit

We’re not going to try and bullshit you here, the zombie apocalypse is coming. Listen, we ran a few numbers and did other official type stuff and can now confirm we’re going down in a bloodbath with some walkers. If you don’t want to be the first to go, pick up this Zombie Survival Kit. Included in the lifesaving unit is a SOG Tactical Tomahawk (hell yeah!), a collapsible shot glass, high-protein zombie jerky, a tiny toolkit and much more. Just toss a few bottles of water and your important documents into the bag with the kit and you’re ready to wander the deserted streets in search of some safe city.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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