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All the empty beer cans you pick off and targets you fire to shreds won’t prepare you for the coming zombie revolution (we assume). Don’t be a sucker. When they come for you, you’d better be ready, which is why we present the Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target. When you fire a few rounds into this life-size zombie target, you get the satisfaction of watching it bleed and knowing you’re set when the infection hits. You can unload over 1,000 rounds into the torso of this Walker and rest assured—thanks to the biodegradable matter—that you’ll be preserving Mother Earth (which will be a nice lush gift to leave for the zombies when they finally take over).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.