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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target

Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target

All the empty beer cans you pick off and targets you fire to shreds won’t prepare you for the coming zombie revolution (we assume). Don’t be a sucker. When they come for you, you’d better be ready, which is why we present the Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target. When you fire a few rounds into this life-size zombie target, you get the satisfaction of watching it bleed and knowing you’re set when the infection hits. You can unload over 1,000 rounds into the torso of this Walker and rest assured—thanks to the biodegradable matter—that you’ll be preserving Mother Earth (which will be a nice lush gift to leave for the zombies when they finally take over).

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