Tactical-Bleeding-Zombie-Target

All the empty beer cans you pick off and targets you fire to shreds won’t prepare you for the coming zombie revolution (we assume). Don’t be a sucker. When they come for you, you’d better be ready, which is why we present the Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target. When you fire a few rounds into this life-size zombie target, you get the satisfaction of watching it bleed and knowing you’re set when the infection hits. You can unload over 1,000 rounds into the torso of this Walker and rest assured—thanks to the biodegradable matter—that you’ll be preserving Mother Earth (which will be a nice lush gift to leave for the zombies when they finally take over).

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.