M48 Ranger Hawk Axe

Owning more than a couple of axes is just weird. A couple and you’re fine, but like a dozen, and you can forget about anyone assuming you’re not a serial murderer. This presents a problem since, with the rise of zombie pop culture, there are more kick-ass axes available now than ever and we don’t want to scare of the ladies (our extensive back hair usually takes care of that). If you’re looking for a reason to purchase the M48 Ranger Hawk Axe but you already have an axe or two, well, this bad boy is lightweight, portable and looks like what the military will use during the rising of the dead. Hell, even if you already have a bunch of axes, they can always be stored out of sight, right?

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.