M48 Ranger Hawk Axe

Owning more than a couple of axes is just weird. A couple and you’re fine, but like a dozen, and you can forget about anyone assuming you’re not a serial murderer. This presents a problem since, with the rise of zombie pop culture, there are more kick-ass axes available now than ever and we don’t want to scare of the ladies (our extensive back hair usually takes care of that). If you’re looking for a reason to purchase the M48 Ranger Hawk Axe but you already have an axe or two, well, this bad boy is lightweight, portable and looks like what the military will use during the rising of the dead. Hell, even if you already have a bunch of axes, they can always be stored out of sight, right?

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.