Crash Baggage

Spotting your bag on the luggage carousel is a freakin’ pain. All of a sudden it seems like everyone decided to put a red ribbon on their suitcase to help them distinguish it, you included. For an easier option, there’s Crash Baggage. Each piece comes pre-damaged like it’s already been tossed around a few times by airport personal. Not only does it eliminate the fear of seeing your precious new bag come out all battered, but it sure makes it easier to spot. Before you say it’s so stupid, check to see if you are wearing jeans with pre-made holes in them.