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The Crovel Extreme II fulfills a lot of complimentary needs. It’s a crowbar. It’s a foldable army-style shovel. It also works as a hammer, woodworking chisel, saw and bottle opener. Then there’s the “Reversible Super Spike” attachment for the end that’s good for breaking ice, splitting wood, breaching walls and chipping rocks. Every single one of those Super Spike actions can also be applied to zombies, crazed militants or general baddies. Quite frankly, the 4140 chromoly alloy and steel Crovel Extreme II seems to be far more useful in a bug out bag than it would be in normal civilian life. Everyone knows the zombie apocalypse is coming, so is that really a bad thing?

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.