Food & Drink
MMMM Brains Zombie Lunch Bags
If you already tried whizzing in your apple juice and your coworkers STILL won’t stop eating your lunch then you’re going to have to step up your efforts. MMMM Brains Zombie Lunch Bags coupled with zombie brain gelatin thrown on top of your actual lunch might just be unappetizing enough for that gluttonous SOB continue reading…
TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork 2.0
You had us at Titanium Spork. The world’s mightiest (eating) tool just got mightier. The TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork 2.0 is incredibly strong, lightweight and bends for no one (not even that kid from the Matrix). And if a titanium spork wasn’t enough for you jaded kids it also includes a bottle opener and continue reading…
Speak n’ Brew Talking Coffee Maker
If you’re pretty much useless before you’ve had your morning cup of joe, just about the only thing you can manage is to brew some coffee, but even that’s not too easy. The Speak n’ Brew Talking Coffee Maker removes the need to fiddle with buttons and asks you if you want to set the continue reading…
Bacon Jam
If you thought Baconnaise was the best thing since sliced bread then you clearly haven’t heard of Bacon Jam. It’s basically spreadable bacon and it goes great on sandwiches, burgers, or (if you’re not afraid of dying of a heart attack at a young age) a Bacon sandwich with baconnaise and bacon salt. Our mouths continue reading…
Port-a-Pint Collapsible Beer Glass
The Port-a-Pint Collapsible Beer Glass makes sure you never miss out on spontaneous drinking. Just keep it in your pocket, backpack or briefcase, and flick your wrist for a full pint glass. If being able to drink anytime anyplace wasn’t enough, just think of all the plastic cups you won’t be wasting. That’s right—you’re saving continue reading…
Psycho Diagnostik Coasters
The next time you bring home a date and want to find out if she’s already planning your future, then you’re going to have to analyze her. Of course you don’t want to pull out a pad of paper and start jotting down notes on her behaviour—that would be too obvious. Just have a drink continue reading…
Weber Ranch Kettle Charcoal Grill
Remember that little $40 charcoal grill you got to stick on the tiny patio of your first apartment? Well this is his burly, no-nonsense uncle. The Weber Ranch Kettle Charcoal Grill provides a spacious 7.7 square feet of cooking area that lets you easily feed a small army of carnivores. While it’s great to cook continue reading…
Grub Hub
Those menus stacked on top of the fridge are really starting to pile up, but lord knows you’ll never just save your favorite numbers in your phone. It’s okay, now you can be lazy but without all of the clutter. Grub Hub hooks you up with restaurants in your area who deliver and saves them continue reading…
Graffiti Bars
You’ll have a hard time deciding whether you should eat these or hang them on your wall. Graffiti has come a long way from the rebellious days of the past when angsty youth scrawled a rough expression of their disdain for society wherever they could. This raw creative artwork that made itself seen on subways continue reading…
O Red and White Glasses and Pitcher
Trying to account for all of the various drinks you enjoy can fill your cabinets pretty quick. Who has the space for separate glasses for red or white wines let alone cocktail glasses? The “O” Red and White Glasses and Pitcher work no matter what you’re serving, leaving you with more room to stock the continue reading…
