We’re going to take a break from all of the iPad stuff, gadgets, and generally cool material to talk about something near and dear to us: our junk. When it comes to storing your goods you used to be limited to the male equivalent of granny panties, boxers, and the offspring of their union. You can stop holding the family jewels men, Slix Closer Boxer Briefs have your undercarriage covered. These drawers may be boxer briefs in name, but they fit more like a protective version of heaven, or a condom you’d have no problem wearing. They hold all the important bits in place without the deathgrip and there is no adjusting necessary. Let’s be honest, if anyone is adjusting you during the day it should be a chiropractor or a woman. They breathe, they dry quickly, and they prevent chafing – which is pretty much all you need in a pair of mandergaments. The only thing they’re missing is Amanda Gift. Oh, wait.