It’s an unfortunate fact of life that cool material doesn’t always come cheap. Because we can’t all have jobs that other men would die for, some of us have to suit up for the 9-5. While the CXXVI bottle opener necklace is awesome, it doesn’t really work Mon-Fri because you’re not Johnny Depp (we won’t tell your girlfriend she was right). But that doesn’t mean you should have to do a lot of work to find an opener. The Exuvius Titan Collar Stays crack bottles, loosen screws, and cut ties. Now you have a reason to pop your collar.