Hallmark cards have become a necessity for practically every occasion that involves a woman, but no “holiday” ranks higher on that list than Mother’s Day. At least with Valentine’s Day and your anniversary you only have to buy a card for one person (in most states). Mother’s Day is the special horrifyingly painful exception to the one card rule because you have to get one for your mom, your wife, your baby-momma, your grandma, your daughter – the list is practically endless.
If it has a vagina and it’s over the age of 25 (this is one time we’ll be conservative) then it’s getting a Mother’s Day card. Ladies, we love you – enough to tell you the truth.