There are two schools of thought when it comes to Christmas movies: Die Hard or everything else. For those of you who feel McClane triumphing over Hans Gruber is the ultimate feel good holiday story there’s finally an illustrated tome to go along with the moving picture. That’s right, Die Hard is now a Christmas book. A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is “a delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie.” Machine guns! European terrorists! Cops saving the day! Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem this book is destined to become an instant holiday classic. Oh yeah, there’s also a special disclaimer that this book “contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.” In other words, yippie ki-yay *expletive deleted*, you finally found a Christmas book you’ll enjoy busting out year after year.
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Huckberry’s Essential Holiday Gift Guide
Unzip your coat and have some mulled wine on the house—you’ve arrived at your final gifting destination: The Holiday Gift Guide. It’s like your friendly neighborhood one-stop holiday shop, except instead of balsa wood ornaments, ours is packed with thoughtful gifts for everyone on your list. Future heirlooms, small-but-significant stocking stuffers, and gear for getting out there (or staying in)—are all right here. There’s no music playing in the background though, so you’ll just have to hum Bing Crosby while you click around instead.
