Deathbot Samurai Billfold Wallet

If you ever get cut in the ass by a samurai with this bad boy in your pocket, have no worries. It’s already been tested and approved by warriors everywhere, just check out the slash marks. The soft vinyl on this wallet is so flexible that you won’t even know it’s there. It comes with double i.d. windows, three change pockets and other kick-ass samurai surprises.