Dundler-Mifflin Copy-Paper

We can safely say this is the most excited we’ve ever been about copy paper. After watching The Office for seasons on end and getting sucked into the inner workings of the lamest/most hilarious workplace on television, we’re finally able to get our hands on some real Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper. Our favorite TV shows have influenced our purchases for years, we stocked up on scotch and fitted suits after watching a couple of years of Mad Men, we felt a strong desire to own a crossbow thanks to The Walking Dead and we were even on the fence about a pair of bulky, white tennis shoes due to the stylings of Jerry Seinfeld. Using this paper is the most fun you can have at the office printer outside of copying a few pages of your ass.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.