Dundler-Mifflin Copy-Paper

We can safely say this is the most excited we’ve ever been about copy paper. After watching The Office for seasons on end and getting sucked into the inner workings of the lamest/most hilarious workplace on television, we’re finally able to get our hands on some real Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper. Our favorite TV shows have influenced our purchases for years, we stocked up on scotch and fitted suits after watching a couple of years of Mad Men, we felt a strong desire to own a crossbow thanks to The Walking Dead and we were even on the fence about a pair of bulky, white tennis shoes due to the stylings of Jerry Seinfeld. Using this paper is the most fun you can have at the office printer outside of copying a few pages of your ass.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.