Seeing as how winter is just starting where we’re at, it almost seems unfair to show you this video. Somehow putting on a neon suit that looks like it was ripped off the stage of a Daft Punk concert and shoveling the snow that’s caked on our driveway doesn’t seem quite as much fun as surfing in it. This video will confirm that fact.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.