Many car commercials are stale. The folks at Dodge were clearly looking for a bit of diversity when they came up with their latest ads. And, as we all know, diversity is a term for an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. So they turned to Ron Burgundy. Will Ferrell plays his Anchorman character in the ads for the new Dodge Durango and brilliantly highlights the features of the glove box, how much better the car is than a horse and has a few issues with the stage curtain in the process. They’re great ads, compelling and rich.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.