If ever there was a time to start promoting your next post-apocalyptic movie, shortly before the end of the world sounds fairly ideal. Oblivion – based on the graphic novel of the same name – is the next sci-fi thriller starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman. From what we can tell, it’s chock-full of giant robots with laser beams and futuristic guns (both positives). Of course, all that doesn’t matter since it comes out about five months after this whole Mayan thing. Idiots.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.