If ever there was a time to start promoting your next post-apocalyptic movie, shortly before the end of the world sounds fairly ideal. Oblivion – based on the graphic novel of the same name – is the next sci-fi thriller starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman. From what we can tell, it’s chock-full of giant robots with laser beams and futuristic guns (both positives). Of course, all that doesn’t matter since it comes out about five months after this whole Mayan thing. Idiots.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.