Based solely on The Matrix, we’ll look forward to anything the Wachowskis put out. Their latest, which won’t hit theaters until July, is Jupiter Ascending. We have total faith in the two, but, to be honest, Channing Tatum’s makeup is freaking us the hell out. Still, we’ve already penciled it in on our calendars.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.