To take on an epic, you’d best be equipped with an epic director and an epic actor or two. Exodus: Gods and Kings has both of these. From Ridley Scott, the film is based on the story of Moses (Christian Bale) rising up against Ramses (Joel Edgerton). It doesn’t hit theaters until December, but here’s a look to wet your appetite. We’re in.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.