We’ll be honest, we didn’t have high hopes for the 21 Jump Street movie that came out last year. Then we saw it, and it turned out to be one of the funniest movies of the year. 22 Jump Street doesn’t look like it strays far from the formula that worked for the first, heck, even the plot sounds identical. Since we aren’t going in expecting some Saving Private Ryan shit, that’s fine with us. Just make some jokes and shoot some dicks off.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.