handsignusbkeys

The most remarkable thing about the human hand – notwithstanding opposable thumbs, of course – is that it can convey a message, and you don’t have to utter a word. Thus, the inspiration for Hand Sign USB Keys, which come in a variety of colors and gestures, including the peace sign and the ever-popular devil-horn salute. As a flash drive, the keys keep up to 2GB worth of information safe and sound. Which will prevent you from popping your comp the bird.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.