Arctic Portable Blue Laser

Arctic Portable Blue Laser

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The product description on webpage reads fairly normally at first:  the laser emits a 445nm blue, high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% brighter than other lasers.  Pretty cool, and pretty standard.  Then, right down at the bottom, they lay this out–“Saying this laser is extremely dangerous is an understatement.  It will blind instantly and permanently, and set fire to skin and other body parts.”  Did you just say “holy shit” under your breath?  Yeah, us too.

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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