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Arctic Portable Blue Laser

Arctic Portable Blue Laser

The product description on webpage reads fairly normally at first:  the laser emits a 445nm blue, high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% brighter than other lasers.  Pretty cool, and pretty standard.  Then, right down at the bottom, they lay this out–“Saying this laser is extremely dangerous is an understatement.  It will blind instantly and permanently, and set fire to skin and other body parts.”  Did you just say “holy shit” under your breath?  Yeah, us too.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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