ymc-multi-pocket-jacket

MacGyver meets T-Pain is really the only to describe the YMC Multi Pocket Jacket. This lightly padded, elasticated (yes, apparently this is a word), hooded nylon jacket has pockets to hold everything you need to: be on boat, fight zombies, disarm nuclear bombs, autotune top 40 hits,  prove the legitimacy of big foot, run for/from office, whittle, fish for deadly crustaceans, you get the idea. It will keep you dry doing whatever it is you plan on doing and it looks like one of those sweet Spytech vests from your childhood made love to a windbreaker. Even Bauer’s messenger bag would get the axe if he had one of these.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.