Boring-Company-Dad-Hat

One of Elon Musk’s many conquests is to solve the universal headache that is traffic. He plans on doing this via a series of tunnels that your car can drop down into before being hurled down the line. The Boring Company, as it’s so named, like all Musk ventures, is beyond bold, despite what the name might tell you. To help fund this costly mission, Musk has taking on the role of fashion designer. Okay, only a little. The Boring Company just launched a dad hat that’s fittingly basic. The company’s already sold 30,000 of them and that money is being funneled back into the business. That means buying a cap today might mean tomorrow you can forget the worries of the 405. Oh, and when Musk moves 50,000 of these bad boys, he plans on launching a Boring Company flamethrower. Yeah, so buy one, pronto, so we can see if he’s serious. 

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.