Hypothetical situation: You and the wife, next to a cracklin’ fire, sippin’ on sparkling vino. Moon’s full, stars are bright, clothes are almost off. Then, all of sudden, a werewolf interrupts your hustle and flow. Good thing you’re wearing your Silver .22mm Bullet Cufflinks, right? Quick thinkin’ has you poppin’ a cap in the canine’s ass, the cork off another bottle of bubbly, and the little lady’s… well, you take can take it from here.