Bowen-Belt-Knives

Carrying a knife can be annoying. You either have one clipped to your keychain which is useful in minor box cutting operations, or you carry a larger knife looped to your belt and you look like an unfashionable serial killer. Luckily, Bowen Knife Company has you discreetly covered. Their 100% USA-manufactured knife buckles can quickly be removed from their belt sheath when called upon. You just gotta purchase the belt separately (Bowen also carries them) and choose from the four different types of Belt Knives available. If someone tries to jump you, they’ll end up bolting after you swiftly pull this knife from your belt (also because your pants may have fallen down).

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.