14kgoldcantab

Remember back in the day when everyone wore soda can tabs on their chains? Relive the past without wearing trash. Sort of an ironic twist on a cheap piece of jewelry you wore as a kid, this 14k Gold Can Tab won’t leave a green stain on your skin. Grab one for you and one for your girl and live it up like you’re in 8th grade again.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.