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The goal of any night out is to have a good time and end up back in bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, it can be owned by an attractive female or located in the guest room of a buddy’s house, but it should be a bed. Where you don’t want to wake up with your head still spinning, is in any of the following places.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.