If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses

The Purge, our massive biannual clearance sale, is your chance to save up to 70% on over 200 items in the Cool Material Shop. We have shelves to clear, which means you’re about to save BIG. The bad news is this stuff is gonna go fast. Like really fast. The Purge runs Wednesday, August 10th through Tuesday, August 16th, but we’d recommend shopping as soon as possible for the greatest selection.